Friday, December 23, 2005
ALRIGHT!!
i must remain happy
effects of being happy
-live longer
-lesser wrinkles
-get more sore throat cos i'll smile more
apparently, that's what i heard from i-forgot-who.
speaking about living longer,
when i was in p3
i wanted to live till the next century
by then, i'd be 109 years old
yea yea.. a living fossil
my bones will be so brittle that they won't even be found underground even if you try digging them up
what am i talking about?
this only happens to dinosaurs.
i'm not talking any sense.
WAKE UP sokyi.
i just realised. how to?
it's already 1.51 am
and i haven't even slept yet
oh yes. i heard that japan has an aging population
cos the people there often eat raw fish.
that's why japanese live so long. (does it even make sense?)
i should try eating raw fish everyday too.
I think what will happen to me is that i'll get dehydrated from lao sai-ing too much.
speaking of ls-ing,
last time
i went to the petrol station near my house to buy a big pau
cos i was really hungry.
reason being, i was locked out of the house.
i forgot to bring my keys
imagine when you climbed over the gate,
thinking that you've got your clothes all
pulled in, then suddenly when you jumped
your clothes just stuck at the gate
then somebody just walks pass and sees you in that state.
what's worse is, what if that passer-by sees your underwear.
anw, when somebody finally came home to open the gate for me
suddenly i had this very terrible stomache
to ls.
that stupid pau caused me to dehydrate myself (nicer word for ls. it's too crude)
for the next few days.
it even caused me to miss 1 whole lesson.
it's only cme actually.
yea.
so, NEVER BUY ANY PAU, ESP BIG PAU FROM THE CALTEX STATION ALONG UPP SERANGOON ROAD.
My mind's unweaving/ 1:45 AM
